{"id":1465,"date":"2025-05-12T14:22:49","date_gmt":"2025-05-12T12:22:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/iesplazadelacruz.educacion.navarra.es\/web1\/revista\/?p=1465"},"modified":"2025-05-27T11:55:09","modified_gmt":"2025-05-27T09:55:09","slug":"chistes-y-poemas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iesplazadelacruz.educacion.navarra.es\/web1\/revista\/chistes-y-poemas\/","title":{"rendered":"Chistes y poemas"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>POEMAS<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>LA ALEGR\u00cdA<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong><em>La alegr\u00eda es un sentimiento que nos une y que nos rodea con todos nuestros y nuestras seres queridos y queridas. <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong><em>La alegr\u00eda no hay que dejarla sino hay que sentirla siempre que nos apetezca.\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-wide\" \/>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-wide\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>LA AMISTAD<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong><em>La amistad no tiene mitad sino verdad. <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong><em>La amistad no est\u00e1 para sentirnos solos y solas, sino para estar unidos y unidas con la gente que nos quiere y nos rodea.\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-wide\" \/>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-wide\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>CHISTES<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-wide\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p>Mustafa al llegar a su casa abri\u00f3 la puerta y dijo mam\u00e1, luego al decir mam\u00e1, su madre grit\u00f3 y el chico se resbal\u00f3 para atr\u00e1s asustado pensando que le iba a dar un chancletazo.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-wide\" \/>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-wide\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p>En una consulta sale un m\u00e9dico cojo y habla a lo gangoso y el m\u00e9dico dice : Familiarez de Joc\u00e9 Antonio Gutierrez ciento comunicalez que el ce\u00f1ol ezt\u00e1 muelto, muelto del todo . Y dice un familiar del paciente <\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Hala no me joda , <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>y dice el m\u00e9dico : <\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>ni me joda, ni me jodada, ya lez he dicho que ezt\u00e1 muelto, muelto de todo.\u00a0<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-wide\" \/>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-wide\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p>Dos ceros van por el desierto y ven un ocho , entonces un cero le dice al otro : Con el calor que hace y ese con cintur\u00f3n.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-wide\" \/>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-wide\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00bfCu\u00e1l es el n\u00famero que no se vende ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>El noventa.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><strong>Ouissal Zaki<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ouissal Zaki<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":1531,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[29,5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1465","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-numero-4","8":"category-sala-de-maquinas","9":"entry"},"featured_image_src":"https:\/\/iesplazadelacruz.educacion.navarra.es\/web1\/revista\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2025\/05\/Captura-de-pantalla-2025-05-12-182212.png","featured_image_src_square":"https:\/\/iesplazadelacruz.educacion.navarra.es\/web1\/revista\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2025\/05\/Captura-de-pantalla-2025-05-12-182212.png","author_info":{"display_name":"Ra\u00fal Urdaci Iriarte","author_link":"https:\/\/iesplazadelacruz.educacion.navarra.es\/web1\/revista\/author\/ral_urdaci-iriarte\/"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iesplazadelacruz.educacion.navarra.es\/web1\/revista\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iesplazadelacruz.educacion.navarra.es\/web1\/revista\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iesplazadelacruz.educacion.navarra.es\/web1\/revista\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iesplazadelacruz.educacion.navarra.es\/web1\/revista\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iesplazadelacruz.educacion.navarra.es\/web1\/revista\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1465"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/iesplazadelacruz.educacion.navarra.es\/web1\/revista\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1465\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1467,"href":"https:\/\/iesplazadelacruz.educacion.navarra.es\/web1\/revista\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1465\/revisions\/1467"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iesplazadelacruz.educacion.navarra.es\/web1\/revista\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1531"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iesplazadelacruz.educacion.navarra.es\/web1\/revista\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iesplazadelacruz.educacion.navarra.es\/web1\/revista\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iesplazadelacruz.educacion.navarra.es\/web1\/revista\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}